I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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