i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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