I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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