We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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