The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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