Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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