Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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