Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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