Got a toothbrush?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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