I hate your face
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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