and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
And then my night got REAL pukey
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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