Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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