if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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