your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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