help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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