38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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