I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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