He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I just blew my weed a kiss
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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