I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Who died my cat blue again?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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