i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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