Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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