If i come over, it means nothing
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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