She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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