I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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