would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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