I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Randomize
