I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
