what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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