I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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