Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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