How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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