Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Let's paint friendship bongs
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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