he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
wow bdsm is so cute
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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