When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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