Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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