You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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