love makes seman taste better
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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