Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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