the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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