If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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