They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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