dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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