in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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