I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
3pm strippers are depressing
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
