her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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