Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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