Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
