She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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