Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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