I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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