On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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