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WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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